**[Preamble: The Great Indian Expedition]** *Welcome, intrepid explorers, to the Great Indian Expedition! A journey across the land of spices, splendor, and spontaneous Bollywood dance sequences. We've planned an unforgettable tour of India's most iconic sights.* *But, as with any great adventure, there's a twist! Hidden among our group is a league of elite, selfie-snapping snobs known as "The Instagram Inhibitors". Their mission? To keep India's beauty off social media by any means necessary, ensuring their own posts remain unbeatably unique.* *To safeguard our tour, we have two vital roles:* 1. **The Doctor**: Not your ordinary physician, but a master of yoga and Ayurveda. Capable of reviving anyone who falls prey to the Inhibitors' shenanigans, with remedies so ancient, they're hashtagged #BC. 2. **The Local Guide (Police)**: With an eye for detail that rivals a hawk spotting a samosa, this guide can identify an Inhibitor each round. Their knowledge of local lore is as deep as a well in Rajasthan. *So grab your cameras (but maybe hide them from the Inhibitors) and let's embark on this whimsical and slightly wacky tour of India.* **[The Five Locales]** 1. **Jaipur - The Pink City**: - *Expedition Activity*: Navigating through the historical marvels while dodging the occasional elephant traffic jam. - *Elimination Scenarios*: 1. A traveler gets lost in the Hawa Mahal's many windows, turning up in an impromptu puppet show. 2. While attempting a rooftop selfie at Amer Fort, someone takes a tumble into a pile of turbans. 2. **Kolkata - The City of Joy**: - *Expedition Activity*: Engaging in a fish market's auction, mistaking it for a local dialect class. - *Elimination Scenarios*: 1. Accidentally joins a Durga Puja procession and is mistaken for an idol, ending up on a festive float. 2. Overindulging in roshogollas, leading to a comically dramatic sugar rush and subsequent crash. 3. **Goa - India's Party Capital**: - *Expedition Activity*: A scavenger hunt for the perfect beach spot, interrupted by mischievous crabs. - *Elimination Scenarios*: 1. Partaking in a late-night beach party, only to be swept away by a group of enthusiastic samba dancers. 2. While chasing the sunset for the 'gram, ends up photobombing a couple's proposal, causing theatrical chaos. 4. **Mumbai - The City of Dreams**: - *Expedition Activity*: A wild ride on the local trains, mistaking a fast train for a slow one, and ending up in a distant suburb. - *Elimination Scenarios*: 1. Gets cast as an extra in a Bollywood film but is mistaken for a stunt double, leading to an unintended screen debut. 2. Lost in the labyrinth of Dharavi, only to emerge as a street art sensation. 5. **Varanasi - The Spiritual Hub**: - *Expedition Activity*: A misadventure involving a misplaced boat on the Ganges, leading to an impromptu rowing competition. - *Elimination Scenarios*: 1. Engulfed by a group of fervent Aarti attendees, only to be accidentally anointed as a spiritual guru. 2. While attempting a serene meditation, drifts off into the river and is later found peacefully napping on a distant bank. --- This revised preamble and set of locales should provide a comical and immersive experience for your Mafia game in India, blending cultural charm with a dash of tongue-in-cheek humor. Enjoy your playful expedition!